Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James Yeah... I hated it. 'Nuff said.
Well actually, I could rant all day about the awful plot, bad writing, sick, disturbed characters, badly written AND intense sex but I feel like the job's been done for me.
Here's a quick bit of trivia though; did you know that Fifty Shades originally started off as Twilight fanfiction. YEP! No wonder it's so similar in plot and awfulness.
This is why the world sucks.